"Mom! My butt hurts!!!"
(Under my breath) "Yeah, so does mine. Different reason, though." (Out loud) "What's wrong with your butt?"
"I have poop on it!"
"Let me see." (He drops his pants and moons me) "You do not."
"It's still inside!"
"Well then go poop on the potty and stop yelling at me!"
"I don't have to right now." (And goes back to watching his movie)
Am I allowed to squeeze the shit out of my son so we can get this done and over with?? Pretty please?
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